Alberta Republicans has the need of several volunteers. While we can't offer any sort of payment, we are willing to print you business cards with some very impressive and official-sounding titles, such as:

Prime Minister of Canada - That's right, the job of Der Fuehrer is up for grabs! Experience, aptitude and sanity are not required. Will train.

Secretary of State - We're not really sure what you will do at this point but speaking English and proficiency with a telephone and knowledge of the maintenance procedure for the Bunn Pour-O-Matic drip coffee maker will be considered indispensable assets. 

Manager of Communications - When our web site becomes big news here in Oilberta, we'll need someone to ride herd on the legions of reporters requesting interviews. Again, proficiency in the English language and the proper use of witty cliché's are a must. Overly sarcastic demeanor useful although not required.